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Cubans http://post.ly/vh1U #bermuda #cigars #embargo #travel
~Sat, 10:29 PM

Hot RT @rachel_bilson: if you haven’t seen it yet, check out the new Sunglass Hut Style Advisor Blog! :) http://bit.ly/cXKKBT
~Sat, 10:12 PM

Stupid. RT @jeremypiven: Great win, my God I love the underdog.
~Sat, 10:10 PM

@SaraBareilles your tweets suck. Stop being melodramatic and make sense.
~Sat, 10:09 PM

William & Mary sucks too. Losing to a bunch of UMass hippies? I blame Gene Nichol, Myles Brand, & the commies @ the NCAA. Griffins suck. #fb
~Sat, 10:04 PM

Water situation sucks. Everything. Bob Maynard. Assabet Water. HAHA Water Committee. You all suck ass. Hard. #fb
~Sat, 10:00 PM

B&T Ep. 7 Live Storm Footage http://post.ly/vezw #bermuda #travel #video
~Sat, 04:51 PM

B&T Ep. 6. TS Fiona Continuing Coverage http://post.ly/vW9i #bermuda #travel #video
~Fri, 09:08 PM

TS Fiona Activity Update: Watching Jersey Shore. Snookie is a pig. #fb
~Fri, 06:59 PM

B&T Ep. 5. TS Fiona Preview http://post.ly/vRy1
~Fri, 12:54 PM

Live feed tough. Bandwidth low. Will try again later. #fb
~Fri, 09:45 AM

I think the live feed from Bermuda is up. Stream is very slow. http://www.ustream.tv/channel/brm-mobile #fb
~Fri, 09:26 AM

B&T Ep. 4 – No T, Bike breakdown http://post.ly/vJg0 #beach #bermuda #moped #travel
~Thu, 08:49 PM

B&T Episode 3 – The Beach http://post.ly/v7Y3 #beach #bermuda #travel #video
~Wed, 10:17 PM

B&T Episode 2 http://post.ly/v3hF
~Wed, 03:24 PM

On plane. Vids and pics at http://blog.midwood.net #fb
~Wed, 10:05 AM

Brent and Trizzy Ep. 1 http://post.ly/uzuh #airport #travel #video
~Wed, 09:55 AM

Fanatic in PHL http://post.ly/uzCp #travel
~Wed, 08:41 AM

I just unlocked the “JetSetter” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9wTUSk
~Wed, 07:43 AM

Third tropical storm going after my vacation spot. This is just plain stupid. Fiona sucks. #fb
~Mon, 05:19 PM

Driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge http://post.ly/uTRZ #2010 #australia #bridge #driving #harbour #nsw #sydney #travel #vacation
~Sun, 06:57 PM

Brent & Trizzy Show Bermuda Preview http://post.ly/uTMG #bermuda #humor #movie #travel #video #youtube
~Sun, 06:42 PM

It appears Hurricane Danielle will leave, we’ll fly in, and soon-to-be-Hurricane Earl will arrive. On our anniversary. Fun. #fb
~Thu, 09:10 AM

Rule #1 – Do not slow down in the rain http://post.ly/tg3F #drifting #driving #idiots #rules #videos #weather
~Wed, 09:01 AM

Crappy commute. Not allowed to punch anybody in the face at work, so I Facebook-assassinated a random friend. Made me feel better. #fb
~Wed, 07:12 AM

I’ve been slingin the python all morning. Means I’ve either been working at my desk or hookin to porn. Let your imagination decide. #fb
~Tue, 11:23 AM

TS Danielle is now a hurricane. Supposed to be next to Bermuda Sunday. My plane leaves Wednesday. Danielle is a bitch. #fb
~Tue, 06:52 AM

@jmielcarz I am leaving for Bermuda on Sept 1. Should I be scared by TS Danielle? #fb
~Mon, 12:41 PM

This is stupid. I want my old logo and lack of mascot back. RT @sportslogosnet: William and Mary introduces a new: http://bit.ly/aZ0Cz3 #fb
~Thu, 04:18 PM

Steamers pre-post-season update. Getting hot: http://www.steamershockey.com/steamers/2010/08/19/getting-hot/
~Thu, 02:33 PM

MidwoodPhoto.com – download pricing dropped: http://www.midwoodphoto.com/midwoodphoto/2010/08/19/download-pricing-updated/
~Thu, 10:48 AM

@MrHayabusa screw melting pot. proposed location is insensitive and inflamatory. thinking of building a bigass synagogue in mecca.
~Thu, 10:43 AM

Obama can shove the Ground Zero mosque up his un-American, foreigner-pandering ass. #fb
~Thu, 07:38 AM

Bike crash video http://post.ly/scM5
~Thu, 07:26 AM

A few more Hunter Valley photos http://post.ly/rrfj #australia #huntervalley #newsouthwales #pokolbin #travel #vacation #vineyards #wine
~Sat, 09:25 PM

Instead of surf n turf, tonight I had surf n turf n surf. #fb
~Sat, 08:02 PM

I just unlocked the “I’m on a boat!” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/b3UwRI
~Sat, 05:40 PM

Did I really just miss three homers in a row? #fb
~Fri, 09:12 PM

An article that shared my opinion more eloquently than I could http://post.ly/re8L #groundzero #newsamppolitics #politicalcorrectness
~Fri, 10:09 AM

Surfer dude videotapes shark circling him http://post.ly/rd4D #scary #sharks #surfing #video #wildlife
~Fri, 08:16 AM

@thuggishSWAN that is a good lookin bike.
~Fri, 07:53 AM

I-495 all lanes closed this morning. Nothing beats sitting in a dead stop traffic jam staring into the sun with a hangover. #fb
~Fri, 07:52 AM

XM Radio Customer Service Sucks http://post.ly/rIWw
~Wed, 11:10 AM

My Eating Trends http://post.ly/r5lx #beer #food #health #wine
~Tue, 07:52 AM

I just ousted Courtney M. as the mayor of New England Sports Center on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/8YGorc
~Mon, 08:57 PM

Hunter Valley, NSW http://post.ly/qsBM #australia #huntervalley #newsouthwales #travel #vacation #vineyards #wine #wineries
~Sun, 11:00 PM

I’m at McCoy Stadium (1 Columbus Ave, Pawtucket) w/ 5 others. http://4sq.com/ds5Y29
~Fri, 07:11 PM

I just unlocked the “Bender” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/97z0py
~Thu, 09:02 PM

I just earned the Ranger Pin on @gowalla! http://gowal.la/r/ZspJ
~Tue, 09:25 AM

I just unlocked the “Explorer” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/aA6Sk0
~Tue, 09:19 AM

Building an “Islamic Center” at Ground Zero is a stupid, insensitive idea. Stop with the politically correct BS. #fb
~Tue, 07:25 AM

RT @OldSpice: There’s nothing like the sound of a mandolin as it breaks across another man’s face. #fb
~Tue, 04:30 AM

I just unlocked the “Super User” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bbLfuB
~Mon, 07:33 PM

Heidi Watney Bobblehead Day http://post.ly/pmKN #baseball #bobblehead #heidiwatney #hotties #lowellspinners #nesn #sports #video #youtube
~Sun, 07:13 PM

Heidi Watney @ the Lowell Spinners game http://post.ly/pke8 #baseball #heidiwatney #hotties #lowell #nesn #sports
~Sun, 01:49 PM

Waiting in line for Heidi Watney bobblehead at Spinners game. (@ Edward A. LeLacheur Park w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/9USXPV
~Sun, 11:48 AM

Eurostar from London to Brussels http://post.ly/pjiX #belgium #brussels #england #europe #eurostar #greatbritain #train #travel #vacation
~Sun, 11:21 AM

The Carriages http://post.ly/pdMX #accommodation #australia #huntervalley #thecarriages #travel #vacation #vineyard
~Sat, 03:28 PM

I love it. RT @the_ironsheik: my dick put stop the whole in oil spill, then i have the latino sex with the jennifer lopez. #fb
~Fri, 10:26 AM

Video: Awesome Icelandic soccer celebration http://post.ly/pJSv
~Thu, 09:39 AM

Use Your Cell Cam, Go to Jail http://tinyurl.com/33akte3 #fb
~Thu, 08:17 AM

I can bring fish back to life http://post.ly/p5fR #aquarium #fish #miracle
~Tue, 10:38 PM

Judge = Right. Jill Seward = Wrong. http://post.ly/p31r #politicalcorrectness #sports
~Tue, 03:06 PM

Iron Sheik is bigtime smart and will two by four dick whip your ass. RT @the_ironsheik: Fuck the goldigger wife Linda Hogan. #fb
~Tue, 02:34 PM

I just earned the Instamatic Film Pin on @gowalla! http://gowal.la/r/XACo
~Mon, 01:57 PM

@evernote You guys need to add the awesome shared notebook feature to the mobile client soon. My wife wants a shared iPhone grocery list.
~Fri, 11:23 PM

RT @WhalerWatch: Former Whaler Randy Cunneyworth named coach of AHL Hamilton Bulldogs http://tgam.ca/gNY (via @globeandmail) #fb
~Thu, 02:20 PM

I just unlocked the “Adventurer” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cukU1H
~Wed, 07:50 PM

I just earned the Sightseer Pin on @gowalla! http://gowal.la/r/WmfS
~Wed, 07:43 PM

Adrianne Curry gets good abs http://post.ly/oBco #exercise #sexy #video #youtube
~Wed, 03:30 PM

Correct ruling. RT @ctsportslaw: Judge Underhill rules that cheerleading is not a sport for Title IX compliance – Quinnipiac volleyball case
~Wed, 02:37 PM

YOU GONNA DIE!: ExtremeShock, The World’s Premier Anti-Terrorist Ammunition – Geekologie http://post.ly/oAs8
~Wed, 01:50 PM

Thanks @HtfdWolfPack – I won two free tix to a home game for this season. Fan them on Facebook: http://tinyurl.com/24lvk8s? #Hartford #fb
~Wed, 10:35 AM

Lillianfels and the Blue Mountains http://post.ly/o4ct #australia #katoomba #lillianfels #newsouthwales #threesisters #travel #vacation
~Tue, 10:41 PM

‘Flying Pasties’ Attempt to Hide Your Nakedness from Full-Body Scanners || Jaunted http://post.ly/o0w2
~Tue, 12:54 PM

I am now 1-0 in net when playing hockey games during a tornado warning. If somebody could set that up 4 me next week, I’d appreciate it. #fb
~Tue, 09:21 AM

I just unlocked the “Local” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cXTpU6
~Tue, 08:58 AM

Fun. Tornado warning capable t-storm coming down Rt 2 right at my house. Weather dude on TV has a huge erection. #tornado #fb
~Mon, 07:36 PM

Tornado warning. Hiding in basement w/dog. Better not screwup my hockey schedule. #tornado #fb
~Mon, 07:23 PM

How to get a Twitter digest into Posterous http://post.ly/ns2e #api #code #programming #python #script #twitter
~Mon, 01:55 PM

It is relatively close to 12:53pm local time.
~Mon, 12:53 PM

It is relatively close to 12:53pm local time.
~Mon, 12:53 PM

Wife out of town = catfish meuniere amandine, lobster bisque, and peas for dinner. Next is the Cajun Mistress, which may be a euphemism.
~Sun, 08:44 PM

The Cove – one more reason I won’t go to Japan http://post.ly/nbwi
~Sat, 02:25 PM

I just earned the Wanderer Pin on @gowalla! http://gowal.la/r/JNX9
~Fri, 08:22 PM

I’m at The MITRE Corporation (202 Burlington Road, Bedford). http://4sq.com/9UpX2A
~Thu, 07:53 PM

I just unlocked the “Newbie” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/c00FLj
~Thu, 07:53 PM

I’m at The MITRE Corp in Bedford, MA http://gowal.la/r/FxPK
~Thu, 07:51 PM

I just earned the Going Out Pin on @gowalla! http://gowal.la/r/EULu
~Thu, 04:26 PM

NAACP being rational again http://post.ly/nInn #liberalweirdos #naacp #politics
~Thu, 10:23 AM

Scientist: We Have Proof That The Chicken Came Before The Egg [Mysterysolved] http://post.ly/nIe2
~Thu, 10:06 AM

Mel Gibson with the greatest quote a man has ever uttered: “I deserve to be blown first, before the fucking jacuzzi”
~Wed, 10:39 AM

OldSpice Man Rules http://post.ly/n96w #awesome #video #youtube
~Wed, 08:59 AM

@OldSpice -You are awesome but you destroy my productivity. Please reconcile yr awesomeness w/ my inability 2 look away from yr Youtube page
~Wed, 08:56 AM

Bring back the Whale. RT @sdpatrie: Saw a family wearing Hartford Whalers gear on the way home from work. You are not alone. #fb
~Wed, 07:23 AM

A couple more Blue Mountain hiking photos http://post.ly/n4wN #2010 #australia #bluemountains #hiking #katoomba #newsouthwales #travel
~Tue, 09:34 PM

More Blue Mountain Hiking Photos http://post.ly/n4vu #2010 #australia #bluemountains #hiking #katoomba #newsouthwales #travel #vacation
~Tue, 09:33 PM

I’m in. RT @RosemaryAiello: @brentmid RT @ZagatBuzz: Its almost time for Restaurant Week in Bean Town!
~Tue, 02:14 PM

I find the everyday lives of porn stars intriguing. RT @Alexis_Texas: Yea I have a day off!!! Running errands first stop the dentist!
~Tue, 02:14 PM

RT @JimNorton: Being reprted (by Opie & Anthony listenr) that George Steinbrenner died. Probly means he was releasd from hospitl healthy #fb
~Tue, 09:05 AM

My Favorite Quotes From the Latest Mel Gibson Rant (NSFW text) http://post.ly/n0CQ
~Tue, 08:51 AM