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Judge = Right. Jill Seward = Wrong.

I'm tired of people making up random crap sports and then getting all whiny when the rest of the world doesn't agree that it's a sport. Just because you put the word "ultimate" or "competitive" in front of your "activity" doesn't make it a sport. If that's the case, I'm "ultimate typing" right now, and I am also a "competitive ass picker." And I now want my public educational institution to steal some more tax dollars to give me facilities and recognize me even though I couldn't compete in a real varsity sport.

Jill uses Webster's Dictionary to define sport. If you need a dictionary to define what sport is then you don't get what sport is. Unless of course, you agree that beer pong is a sport, in which case, let's get it on, and I want some free money to pay for my "equipment". But at least she's hot, at least in her NESN photo, so maybe I'll cut her a break. I'll be her massage therapist for her Ultimate Production Assistant World Cup.

Despite Recent Ruling, Competitive Cheerleading Should Still Qualify As Sport

by Jill Seward on Jul 27, 2010 12:58:35 AM

Pom-poms and bullhorns are items of the past when it comes to the newly founded sport of competitive cheer. Yes, I said sport.

And then...

Webster's Dictionary defines sport as "an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature."

Screen grab from GoDucks.com.

via nesn.com

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