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CNN did a pretty good job this weekend. 

That's Glenn Beck, not Sarah Palin.

It's spelled Sarah Palin, not Sara Palin.

And I'm pretty sure she ran for Vice Pres, not President.

That's some quality reporting...

• Driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge http://post.ly/uTRZ #2010 #australia #bridge #driving #harbour #nsw #sydney #travel #vacation
  ~Sun, 06:57 PM

• Brent & Trizzy Show Bermuda Preview http://post.ly/uTMG #bermuda #humor #movie #travel #video #youtube
  ~Sun, 06:42 PM

• It appears Hurricane Danielle will leave, we’ll fly in, and soon-to-be-Hurricane Earl will arrive. On our anniversary. Fun. #fb
  ~Thu, 09:10 AM

• Rule #1 – Do not slow down in the rain http://post.ly/tg3F #drifting #driving #idiots #rules #videos #weather
  ~Wed, 09:01 AM

• Crappy commute. Not allowed to punch anybody in the face at work, so I Facebook-assassinated a random friend. Made me feel better. #fb
  ~Wed, 07:12 AM

• I’ve been slingin the python all morning. Means I’ve either been working at my desk or hookin to porn. Let your imagination decide. #fb
  ~Tue, 11:23 AM

• TS Danielle is now a hurricane. Supposed to be next to Bermuda Sunday. My plane leaves Wednesday. Danielle is a bitch. #fb
  ~Tue, 06:52 AM

• @jmielcarz I am leaving for Bermuda on Sept 1. Should I be scared by TS Danielle? #fb
  ~Mon, 12:41 PM

   

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After another ridiculous commute this morning, I still don't understand how rain generates such panic in the drivers I have to deal with every day.  If you are so scared of the rain that you feel like you have to slow down to half your normal speed on the interstate, then just stay home, and stare out the window quivering in fear at the gray sky that evidently seems supernatural to you.  Or man up, drive like it's sunny, and stop being such a pussy.

Image by marc_omorain via Flickr

The opposite rule applies when walking in the rain.  This will henceforth be known as Rule #1a - Do not run in the rain.  After you've meandered at half speed in your car on your way to work, pissing off good American drivers like myself, you get out of your car, and all of a sudden you turn into the wicked witch and run from your car to the door with an irrelevant newspaper over your head.  You look like an idiot.  Your family and friends should be ashamed of you.  If you can't handle walking in the rain, how are you going to handle the real problems you have, like selecting which member of The View you like the most?

It's all about consistency.  Rain should not affect the speed of your life.  That's why some blind guy named Ralph invented cruise control.